Liz... perhaps instead of the tennis ball taped to the snorers back to stop (ok hinder) snoring, we can tape your boots to their back?

Time to dig out those yellow foamy ear plug things!

Do you think if we brought some heavy duty duct tape we can tape the offending farters into their sleeping bags so no nasty wiffs escape?

Ella... Still trying to wrangle some time off... bloomin work spoils everything.