John, we kinda like the Queen Mum. When heather feels like a glass of wine to help her watch "Weakest Link", she just screams "Richarrrrrd, bring me my gin"! Thinks that's the way the Queen Mother does it!

Perhaps they should go on the stage....

.....and there's one leaving in an hour....

be under it.

Rick (who thought he was named after Richard the Lionheart, until he found out what that bugger REALLY was like)