Hey Rick - I was named after Thomas Beckett (my first name is Thomas) so try to live up to that!

I do like the Queen Mum - She's really doing well since they replaced her with a Sid & Marty Krofft puppet.

Actually - if you will, give us a heads up on what's been happening in the royal family. Is the Prince who everyone thought was gay still happily married? Is Charles and "the other woman" still playing with horses and the such? Has Prince Phillip begun to adjust to the fact that he isn't the king? Has anyone recently be caught naked?

pax yall