John, You're at it again. First you prefer hot chocolate to British Tea, now you run down the Royals. Surley a case of high treason on both counts. I don't think you have been told that I am a relation of the Queen through marriage, and that the Queen is a fine musician.
On my last visit to London I called at Buck House to visit the Winsors but found the Queen was out. The Duke of course asked me in for a cup of Yorkshire tea and explained that their Lizzie had gone down to her mothers for the catalogue money but would soon be back. We sat and chatted for an hour about old times when we heard a loud fanfare of trumpets and Phil said "That'll be Lizzie back". I never knew that she was such a good trumpet player till that day.