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Thread #41141   Message #592589
Posted By: GUEST
14-Nov-01 - 02:29 PM
Thread Name: Req: Two line jokes...good ones!
Subject: Two line jokes...good ones!

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Ok let's get this thing started:

Two Irishmen were coming out of a pub...it could've happened!!

At the pub one night a Welshman bought the house a round...it could've happened!!

Q)What do you get by crossing a banjo and a mandolin? A)An instrument so out of tune even the bass player notices!

Ok, you get the idea...