Ah Noreen........The lady has succumbed to my blandishments (She succunbed but I kept right on blandishing). I deflowered the sweet lass (after having a discussion with Luther Burbank). Sad but true, I debauched her (took me awhile to find her bauch, but when I did, I took that sucker). I took her honor (well this was only right since she had a double bogey on the last hole and I had a par). However, I want you all to know that I did NOT sleep with her (I haven't as yet been able to throw a fuck while asleep, but I will continue to work on it).

Spaw