GtD I'm still chuckling over your Cowboy Councils. I believe that South/West confusion is simply a ploy to get humble Lancastrians hopelessly lost when they visit Yorkshire. It works as well!
Mrs Duck - have you considered roasting the duckling for Sunday dinner?
NB Why are we all staying at York house for the Stony Stratford Gathering? Is this another example of the World Domination Plan?