How about"Whistle while you work/Hitler is a jerk/Mussolini bit his weenie now it doesn'T work"

or(to the tune of Smoke Gets in your Eyes)"they asked me how I knew/rabbit shit was blue/everybody said/you're out of your head/rabbit shit is red"

or even(tune of Whoopie-tie-yi-yippie-yippie-yee) "Last time I seen her/She was sittin in the grass/Countin the freckles on a cowboys a$$/Gonna tie my p*ck*r to a tree,to a tree/gonna tie my p*ck*r to a tree"

then there was(tune of If You're Happy and You Know it) "There's a skeeter on my p*t*r, knock it off/There's a skeeter on my p*t*r ,knock it off/There's a dozen on my cousin,I can hear them bastards buzzin/There's a skeeter on my p*t*r knock it off"..ok,so I hung with a bad crowd!