whew! Brilliant! I had forgotten how much fun shite songs could be. After reading this I had to go and listen to the Weird Al Yankovic parody of MacArthurs Park - Jurassic Park:

I recall the time they found those fossilized mosquitos
And before long they were cloning DNA
Now I'm being chased by some irate velociraptors
Well believe me...this has been one lousy day
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