CarolC, ask him if he believes he's God or Jesus, since he read the Bible. Or even better, think of the possibilities with Toad of Toad Hall. I want to be a mole... and live in a hole.... ;-) I hope everyone in court laughed their cotton socks off!

I don't care what they do with the books. It's their money they're wasting. The publisher can always reprint. In fact, the local bookshop may be onto a winner if they want to buy every book he gets in and burn them - he can buy them in by the truck-load and make a fortune. :-)

Graham.