Vive le Mort, Vive le Guerre Vive le Legion Etranger!

I love the French, especially when they are being insulted. I have heard some other remarks about them, like the British officer in the film "Last of the Mohicans" sneering that "they make love with their faces". Works for me.

Considering our recent past, being able to surrender doesn't seem like such a bad thing. I kind of admire the French for having a more civilized view of war than most of us.

But Leno is, alas, a jerk. There hasn't been a decent Tonight Show host since Jack Parr's replacement hosts: Ernie Kovaks and Alexander King.