I've never really gotten the whole French surrendering thing. Anyone who is a student of history, will realize that the French actually have had trouble surrendering or giving up. Check out the history of Vietnam and Algeria.

The English Channel, a remarkably brutal Russian winter and the combined forces of Russia, the U.S., and the British Empire troops are what stopped the German forces in WWII.

On the other hand, the French tend to be rude, love Jerry Lewis, like hairy women and are way too protective of the word Champagne. God love them.

As for Jay Leno, the biggest problem I have with him is that he just ain't funny.

pax yall