The index for my yellow pages shows Churches - Demolition, There can't be much money in that kind of specialization. Also: Dental-Fire (who could be that stupid?) Fire-Hobby (watch out for those people).

In the actual YP listings, Airport -Alcoholism (is that all there is to do while you're waiting?); Alcoholism-Animal (where's the SPCA?); Athletic Attorneys; And my favorite so far: Crime Cruises. I'm stopping at C, I'll continue tomorrow.