Interesting that your chap/chapess,'Spaw, has a very poor grasp of "English as she is spoken" or indeed written. No, I couldn't follow it but I could well imagine that were the person in front of me they would be doing really good windmill impressions and I would be liberally sprinkled in mouth-froth .As you suggest, a certain amount of passionate, if misplaced, faith in their theories is rather engaging.