Mick, my dear, deluded friend, there's a little calendar thingie on you computer that will tell you what the date is. It will also tell you what DAY it is, so you don't go to work and wonder why nobody else showed up. In other words, YOU AIN'T LATE! Today is Saturday...the first of December...2001.

(And retrospectively, I really wish I'd been at that intrumental styles workshop.)