You do realise the same sick person did another three books of dead cats don't you ? Apparently you can get all four books as one now. Should be in stores in time for Xmas!

'Ere MudGuard, it's a terrible thing for your T to be missing something. Is it your toast, crumpets or scones? Do say and I'll try to get some to you! *BG*

TTFN M'Lady P.

"Xmas is coming
the goose is getting fat
If you haven't got a goose
Then you'll have to eat the cat!"

(As sent to me in a Xmas card 4-5 years ago, honest!)