I'd contribute a joke but I think I've emptied the bin now. I've been sending some to a work colleague (just to rub it in that I've come out under the wire after years of tunnelling with a teaspoon)and he responded with this generous comment: (!)
These are great. I've set up a special folder for your stuff in Outlook. It's called "Deleted Items".
RtS (The young have no respect these days for us old farts)