ga-ROAN.

Have y'all seen the card entitled "Why Santa Doesn't Use Cats"? It shows a cartoon of 3 cats in harness, lying on the snow, saying: "Hit me with that whip, Chimney Breath, and I'll scratch you silly"; "I want a collar with diamonds"; "I'll go when I'm good and ready"...

Saw a card yesterday showing a couple building a small snowman in the background, while in the foreground two distressed snowpeople are crying to one another: "Can you believe it? They're making a baby right there on the lawn! Disgraceful!!!"