Georgie Porgie Pudding and Pie,
Kissed the girls and made them cry.
When the boys came out to play,
He kissed them as well, he's funny that way!

or

Hey diddle diddle, the cat did a piddle
All over the kitchen floor.
The little dog laughed to see such sport
So the cat did a little bit more!

Ah, lovely days!

LTS