Jack be nimble, Jack be quick Jack jumped over the candle stick Alas poor Jack should've jumped higher Goodness Gracious, great balls of fire

Mary had a little lamb She also had a bear, I've often seenher little lamb, But I've never seen her bare!

Mary had a little bear, She treated it so kind, And everywhere that Mary went, You'd see her bare behind!

Mary had a little dress, The skirt was split in half. And every step that Mary took, The boys would see her calf.

Mary had another dress, Split right up the front.. But she didn't wear that one!

Nigel Parsons