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Thread #41788   Message #605766
Posted By: GUEST
07-Dec-01 - 12:16 PM
Thread Name: BS: Why are we trying to catch Bin Laden?
Subject: RE: BS: Why are we trying to catch Bin Laden?
Naw...if you 'really' want to punish Bin Laden set up a giant PA system and pump Cat Steven's 'Moonshadow' through it non-stop...his own followers will give him up in pretty short order. Then once he's incarcerated play 'Itsy Bitsy Yellow Poka-dot Bikini' while he undergoes sleep deprivation in a soundproof cell. Then play any Amy Grant track until he converts or dies of boredom. Just don't shoot him...quick and painless is far too easy a fate.