Hey, Stewie:

You my man. This is the second thread I've gone to post something, and see that you've already posted it. We must love the same stuff.

How about: Lookit that fellow right over yonder
Looks just like he'd like to ponder
Lookit that hair all around his mouth
Like he swallowed a mule and left the
tail hanging out.

From Mornin' Blues

Jerry