Nails his balls to a stump and set a fire 'round Balls to a stump and set a fire 'round Balls to a stump and set a fire 'round When we catch bin Laden -------------- Give'm a well hung cell mate with no K-Y Well hung cell mate with no K-Y Kneel and pray hard to the Big Guy When you're caught bin Laden ------------- Give'm a sex change in Afghanistan No anesthesia that's the game plan Feed'm on Spam and undercooked ham When we catch bin Laden -------------------------------- Hava Nagila never ending Hindu prayers ever offending Millions of folks are always sending Powder to his mail bag --------------------- Spiritual lessons from Madonna Buddhist chants to find Nirvana Daily exams now do you wanna Learn electric guitar --------------------------

Okay, flamethrowers out: I can take it.