Caroline sings it thusly:

Indicate the way to my abode,
I'm fatigued and wish to retire.
I imbibed some alcohol sixty minutes ago
And it went right to my cerebellum.
Wherever I may perambulate,
Over terra firma, aqua, or oceanic vapors,
You will always hear me crooning this tune,
Indicate the way to my abode.

Oberlin College, circa 1952.