Anyone see Gunga Din? It's not a "line" exactly, but when Sam Jaffe as Gunga Din blows that feeble little toot on the bugle as he's dying, I just bust a gut laughing. The movie stinks too, but tune in for the last 15 minutes if you need a laugh.

I'd also like to nominate ANY and EVERY line spoken by Glen Campbell in True Grit. Bad writing and even worse acting.

Hey Kim and Jack, you just need better words to "Sleigh Ride."

X-RATED "SLEIGH RIDE"

I feel my pecker tingling, balls are jingling too.
Come on and tell me whether I can link 'em together with you!
I need a hot slip mama to slip my salami into.
I must be over eager, cause even your beaver'll do!

Get it up, get it up, get it up, let's go.
Your butt is too slow.
Start hoppin' like a rabbit in the snow.
Here it comes, here it comes, here it comes my dear,
Hot juice in your rear.
I know it's not easy for you,
Hanging from that chandelier!!!

I need a new position for sperm worm fishin' with you.
I wanna jam my pecker and both my nuts in your shoe!
I feel my pecker tingling, balls are jingling too!
Come on and be so pleasant to pump my present in you!

There ya' go............

Spaw