Spaw, Rocky Mountain High, and Country Roads are two really garoovy tunes to play on the ocarina.

Spaw and Rick, these stereotypical musings are hilarious, and sadly to say prime candidates for my own off the wall humour. I can feel myself slipping, help me. I didn't know what I started the other night with a few brew in me. It creeped up'n me an dees here talez kinda dun ins....insp....dun made me cum upt wit my ownt Cletus storyz... Cept my Cletus is namt Maynart. Dey say dat plagarsm is da sinsurest form of complamentary ting sos ma preechet man dun sed not dat i gets ta khurch reglrly.

ACK....I slipped. If I don't get slammed too badly for stealing such precious material, ummmm wait isn't this the Folk process? I'll post the story that I used to introduce Maynard to an unsuspecting holiday gathering the other nite.
Keep on laffing.
Chip2447