Dick: "Yers 'e is a big un ain't 'e, Jus' put 'im back in the buckit We ain't eatin' THIS wun. I'm gonna keep 'im as a pet."

Enter McGrath of Harlow: "A fish that's a cat! What an ELEGANT pet" and they all join in singing The Blue Clicky Thing. http://www.macgrath.freeserve.co.uk/Songlists/blue%20clicky.htm#The%20Blue%20Clicky%20Thing