Bert enters right (in blackface)

"Aha" says Gargoyle "It's Big Bert Boozy! why don't you throw that guitar away and go back to your gobs, You'll never be able to sing the blues no matter how black you paint your face"

"But I don't sing blues" says Bert "I sing booze" and leads the cast and audience in a raucus slightly off key rendition of Beer, Glorious Beer.