Enter:- Little Twinkle Star, dressed in a short bum freezer jacket
"Who's licked all the cream off my walnut whip she squeaked?"... Brandishing her kazoo menacingly, and slapping her thighs suggestively.
"We don't know LTS", (for that is what she was called in Pantoland), said the assembled company. "Perhaps it was whipped off in the exploding 12 string incident, in the last century." said Dame Spaw..............