Once again, brilliant! Here's a mini-Silver B.L.O.B. (small, but just as shiny!) for Sonja for her quirky quickie:

They always hurt the Claus they love
The one they shouldn't hurt at all.
They always pull his beard and nose
And kick 'im in the gut and balls.
I fear they'll break his private parts--
With each season, he must be recalled!
So lest the bloke may die of fright,
Mr. Claus, we're here to take the fall!

And here's a S.B.L.O.B. for Clifton, who made my stand at attention in my best Elf suit with:

Brave young men, with balls of brass
Tough mean dudes, guard Santa's ass
Hard as steel, crazy as loons
Those nasty thugs, called The North Pole Goons


We're on a roll!!

-- Áine