Ho ho ho!!! Ya ready fer a concrete overcoat? Huh? Damn brat....HEY!!! Sit up straight before I slap you a good one, kid!!! An' shuddup wid da gimmes or I'll show you a gimme up alongside ya head!! Ya hear me??!!!

(And then they hired the Santa who was one-half (challenged ethnic type here) who kept making offers he couldn't understand!!).

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