Kris, you may like to know I have just spat my coffee all over the screen! Brill story. It's happened to me too - I had five minutes of my brother-in-law sweeping the leaves, and the other day heard the row that he was having with the plumber. It makes you terrified to say anything incriminating in case Phone is listening, ready to repeat what you've said to whoever you don't want to be in trouble with!