The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #42078   Message #612460
Posted By: Geoff the Duck
18-Dec-01 - 02:30 PM
Thread Name: BS: Mudcat Panto anyone???
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Panto anyone???
Zip is in an outhouse stoking the boiler which keeps Dick'sGreenhaus hot during the biting winter. You can see four-foot icicles hanging outside the window. His face is blackened by with coal dust. The door opens and a bucketful of polystyrene snow blows across the stage. Enter the two policemen, George and Dubbya.
'Ello, 'ello, 'ello.We're looking for that rascal Zip Fastener, - turns to the audience - has anyone seen him?.
In the background Zip shakes his head and mimes for the audience to say NO!
Popcorn is showered from the opera box. A torch beam is followed by a well placed nugget!