I'm surprised no-one's used this yet ...

Jangle Bells

Dashing through the mall
In a fully armoured sleigh
O'er the toes we go
Laughing all the way
Let those sleigh-bells ring
Give the kids a fright
What fun it is to ride and sing
A Sleighing song tonight!

Jangle Bells! Jangle Bells!
Get out of the way!
Santa hits the mall tonight
Watch out where you stray
Jangle Bells! Jangle Bells!
Get out of the way!
Santa hits the mall tonight
Ton up in his sleigh!

Kevlar armour on
Bodyguards beside
Eight reindeer to pull
And Rudolph by his side
Santa at the reins
Mall racing just begun
Never mind those girls and boys
For Santa's having fun!

Jangle Bells! Jangle Bells!
Never mind the kids!
Santa hits the mall tonight
The sleigh, it slides and skids
Jangle Bells! Jangle Bells!
For yourselves take heed!
Santa hits the mall tonight
Sleigh-ride at top speed!

At Christmas every year
He's such a merry elf
But this year things have changed –
Santa enjoys himself
No one will tweak his beard
His trousers won't get wet
A full-speed sleigh-chase through the mall
Don't care who gets upset!

Jangle Bells! Jangle Bells!
White beard, coat of red!
Santa hit the mall tonight
Ton up on his sled
Jangle Bells! Jangle Bells!
Jive and rock and roll!
Santa hit the mall tonight
And sped back to the pole!

line break fixed by mudelf ;-)