***POOF***.... and with a blinding flash of light the beautiful good fairy appears to loud cheers from the kids and not a few wolf whistles from the dads.......

"what up Zip fastener?"

"you want to go to the ball but you don't have anything to wear?"

"I can fix that.... here climb into these".... and she waved her magic wand and gave Zip a slinky negligee a big furry slippers......

now all I need is a turnip, 4 hamsters, gaffa (duct) tape, and a big mallet.............