Praise God for small mercies, Roger - one's plenty!
It occurs to me that I've got a friend who's a farmer and a cowman. His daughter isn't on The Archers, though, and he doesn't wear a hat with horns. He's a big fan of John Lee Hooker, so he must be ok.
Steve
P.S. Roger, if yo mate a cotfish, ud you shaerk onds wi it?