Regarding the hunting of bagpipers...

While studying medieval history in York, chummer of mine was tickled to discover that there is still an old law on the books, that makes it legal to shoot Scots with arrows from the walls of the city...

What do you call a thousand pipers under 6 feet of peat?

A damn good start!!

Regarding "Laphroaig"...

Yummie!!!! I describe it as kinda a nice black rubber taste the uninitiated... I also compare it to the pleasant smell of gasoline! When I do have scotch, I go for the peaty stuff! And I dream of all the bagpipers under it!

LOL!!!