There is '[a;nyhttttttttttttttiuuuother very British version

Gentlemen must please refrain
From passing water while the train
Is standing at the station here at Crewe

can't remember the next lines, but it continues:

Tramps and hoboes underneath
Will get it in the eyes and teeth
That's what they get for being the underdog.

LTS

Sorry, new cat with bad keyboard etiquette.... he will keep standignt on my table.