The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #42386   Message #615714
Posted By: John MacKenzie
24-Dec-01 - 06:13 AM
Thread Name: Origi:When the train is in the station(Humoresque)
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: When the train is in the station
Newly weds within the carriage
Please don't consummate your marriage
While the train is standing here at Crewe.
Please restrain that natural function,
Till we get to Clapham Junction,
Where there's really sod all else to do.
Merry Chri8stmas...Jock