No need to apologize, Mark! Mazel tov yourself, but now that the song is dated by the passage of research and development, is there any reason not to let me post it (with MIDI) and get yours, too, into the Parody Archives? And I must say I'm not sure on what grounds other than your say-so this counts as a parody of the Elements; "inspired by", maybe, but they both seem to me parodies of the underlying G&S. Assuming you were familiar with the Modern Major General before you wrote yours...

PM me if you can grant permission (as you did some months back re the tune of the Apple Maggot Quarantine Round).

Liland