I've heard the 'Wildwood Flower' parody from Iain MacKintosh, who gave Cheech and Chong as authors and sang the verses quoted above by Gene (except that he sang 'I'm a natural blonde, my true love did declare' in the third verse), then added, to the tune of 'Tennessee Waltz'

And I was waltzing with my darling to the Tennessee Waltz
At the annual fireman's ball
And people were staring because she was wearing
A newspaper dress, and that's all

She had comic strips from her knees to her hips
Where the want ads were I can't recall
Then her dress went on fire and burnt her entire
Front page, the sports section and all