You may perk up your vanity,
With screeds of inanity
And well-hidden profanity
And Guest-like Insanity

But turn on your urbanity,
And off your villainity
We'll show our humanity
By speaking of manatee!

The result, in great quanity
And high-witted zanity
We'll skip Christianity
For deep oceanity!

So Khandu's serenity
And southern amenity
Will heal our insanities
With songs about manatees!

Regards,

A.