I forget the name of the band who did this one. It's called O'REILLY AT THE BAR, I think.

Wasn't that beer there one of mine?
Stealin' my beer is a sin.
You stealin' my drink
Has caused me to think.
Think about the rat that you are.
Whoever you are,
You pushed me too far.
Now I'm gonna smash your face.

Chorus: O'Reilly was smashin' his face.
Those drunks they laughed so loud.
O'Reilly was pleasin' the crowd.
O'Reilly was singin'
O'Reilly was swingin'
Says I'm gonna smash your face.

I suppose it beats the hell out of songs in praise of baby rapin', child murdering pervert degenerate cultists.