Don Firth,

I've been trying to remember the source of a song that John Dwyer used to sing, I think he learned it from an album but I don't remember which. It was a string of Irish curses, clearly sung by a totally pissed-off person. It had things like "May your cock never crow" and "May your hens never lay" but went on to very complex curses. Does this ring a bell? I think there was no story, just the steady string of curses.

Maggie