Pitiful, just pitful. Or should I say pitiable?

A much more thrilling place to be on New Year's Eve will be the theatre at the William Shatner School of BAAAAD Acting (WSSBA) on its beautiful Orillia, Ontario campus in snowy central Canada.

Yes, thousands of alumni will be there to pay homage to one of the most unique actors of all time, and the sexiest starship captain ever to grace the screen (except maybe for Patrick Stewart...eh, Carol?).

There will be screenings of many of the greatest moments from the original Star Trek show, and the subsequent feature films, including scenes where...

McCoy says "He's dead, Jim."

Scotty says "Captain! The engines canna take no more!"

Spock says "Illogical..."

Kirk says "I...think...you should come...to my cabin...and we'll discuss it in more...detail...my dear."

And other classic stuff like that...

We are trying to get Shatner himself to attend, and ride in nude on one of his racehorses at midnight, but we are still negotiating on a price, so....keep your fingers crossed!

Cheers from Canada,

Little Hawk