I spoke with Morty earlier today. She's a little tied up at the moment (naughty Gomez...) so I'm deputising for her....

Bet you my bike will do a wheelie down the corridor better than Spaw's chair! And I've twin exhausts, so bring on all the prune juice you can muster!!!

Bedpans will be changed during commercial breaks. All chocolate will be confiscated and booze is subject to the newly instigated 'Liz's Beer tax', of which you will all become more familiar shortly. Spirits is double.... with any luck!

LTS - just smile and say 'Yes Nurse.....!'

Oh, I haven't any daffodils, will holly do for the taking of temperatures.... (Carry on Nurse!)