So I guess I've already won the 'fattest arse of the Mudcat' award, judging by posts last year.... although I am happy to decline, on the ground that I know of at least two fatter than mine.....

And I think the 'Mudcatter I'd most like to sleep with' is getting a bit near the edge.... there have been derogatory threads already about that sort of thing and we don't really want to encourage it do we.....?

If we must have nominations, let's at least have some that are non-flammable please?

LTS