Lessons we relearned again this year at The Home:

At our age the positive effects of alcohol on sexual activity are theoretical only.

Saving up your medication to get a buzz on New Years doesn't work when you're on the placebo.

One should not 'get naked' unless formally invited.

Exlax is not a hangover cure.

Singing "We Shall Overcome" for 15 minutes only works if you ACTUALLY ARE Odetta. (It's cold in the exercise yard.)

It is possible to drink enough Champagne and Prune Juice (The Fuzzy Rectum) to become confused about the object of your affection and make grave errors.

Fortunato (Ward Captain)