Might as well try to herd a gaggle of wet hamsters!!!LOL!! Unruly buncha banderlogs!!! Ya gotta love 'em.

Sorry for stirring up unpleasant memories of high school, but the DIFFERENCE worth noting is this a group of highly rational mature, balanced, fun and humorous....

Ah....

Well....then. Hmmm.... Yes, well....

Perhaps Gareth, Skarpi, Spaw and I were a bity hasty at leaping forward into the...unknown, so to speak. Hmmphhh. Insensitive to all the delicacies with which we were inadvertently trifling. So sorry. Wrong tent! My, my... who'd a thunk it?

Treading on foie gras has always been one of my weak spots, anyway. Guess I'll go over to Morty's place and help scrub up after the bedpan or sumpn.... :>))

Aw, screw it. Go for the nominations anyway, Gareth, I say. If no-one loses, will every one be happy? Hard to say. Wasn't it Archibald Macleish who said "They, too deserve, who only sit and lurk...." Oh, hell, where's that solitaire game? At least I know that won't hurt anybody's hyper-delicacies....

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