Hey what is this Art???? Geez, when I first came to Mudcat, I looked through a lot of old threads and your bad puns and humor were one of the reasons I loved this place...'cause the bad puns are an essential part of Art, as is the unbelievable knowledge and experience housed in your brain. The times we've traded insults and the times when you've recognized my opinion have been real highlights...I mean like I'm freakin' honored. Everyone around this place values your opinions and many of us are envious of the life you've led. The lightening up is not directed at you by any means...more like at me. I always wanted to be Groucho Marx or George S Kaufman. And my mind now works in strange ways...ie: thread title says "songs that moved me" and the first thing in my mind is "Prune Juice" done to the tune of "Wild Thing"...I apologized for it, but the other day someone asked what comes after the first 2 lines of "Here Comes Peter Cottontail"---I responded, NAUSEA!!!

No Art, I've always looked forward to your posts. Mudcat is filled with very literate and knowledgeable folks who freely share their opinions. None of us want to offend but I have never read anything of yours which could be considered offensive, SO.........Take Mick's threat to heart. Thanks to Mudcat a lot of us know where you live and will show up and tickle the crap/piss out of you while reading a litany of bad jokes and horrendous puns.

I'd send 'Paw and Cletus, but Clete seems to have blown a few neurons since he saw the Immaturity test on this thread and hasn't turned it off in two days.

catspaw